Talking through bedroom door

Aunt: Are you studying or sleeping?
Me: Socializing.
Me: From the confines of my bedroom.

Note to self: if you put cream exfoliator next to toothpaste accidents are going to happen.

desmesne:

this is dumb but up until i was about sixteen i hated being called lily. it’s just a nickname but idk i just found it embarrassing and weird. i don’t know how i got over it tbh, i probably just stopped caring. which isn’t all that surprising really since i stopped caring about a lot of things for a while.

don’t even get me started on my real name, some people still don’t even know that my name is elizabeth. i still haven’t gotten used to it.

also while we’re on the subject of names, i really wanted a maori name when i was younger. two of my brothers have them (middles names but wateva) and i was insanely jealous of them for the longest time.

Please keep posting.


In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling. Such instant joy.

In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling. Such instant joy.

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This is just a blog where I talk about myself and reblog the Simpsons.

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This does not quite make sense.

This does not quite make sense.

Lizzie: :/
Me: hmm?
L: when you tucked your hair back, there was this one strand that stayed in front of your ears and you looked like an elf :/
Me: what, oh? thanks… I mean.. THANKS. THANK YOU, THIS HAS BEEN MY THEORY ALL ALONG.
Me: -deliberately tucks hair behind ears, leaves strands- see?
L: NO WAY ME TOO -does the same-
L: :o
Me: elfies!
L: :):):):):):):):):):)

desmesne:

YOU GUYS.

The best mermaid hair.

desmesne:

YOU GUYS.

The best mermaid hair.

Writing a character monologue in the voice of Bill Henrickson and being disturbed by how easily it’s coming to me.

Everyone needs to get on this.

Name anagrams

Animals Heed Mojo

Nomadise Jam Hole

Jammed Halo Noise

Jades Mailmen Ooh

Dames Inhale Mojo

A Jailed Mesh Moon

Pretty sure I aced that test guys, thanks Hamburger.

Have you tried applying concepts to your life? Only way I steamrolled Physical Anthropology was by pretending I was dealing with Pokemon.

I am remembering that this painting is hung in Hamburg because it’s like Hamburger without the ‘er’.

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