Courtney: You are *not* running away to join the roller derby.
Syrup: I don’t have to run away. It’s local.
Courtney: I FORBID THIS.
Syrup: I FORBID YOU TO FORBID THIS.
Courtney: I FORBID YOU TO FORBID ME TO FORBID THIS.
Courtney: Yeah-huh, honey chile.
Syrup: Are you a black woman or a gay man?
Courtney: WHAT? SHUT UP. THAT ONE WAS JUST SOUTHERN.
Syrup: Sounded more Cajun. LIKE A SOUTHERN-CAJUN SERIAL KILLER
Courtney: AT LEAST I DON’T WEAR SKATES.
Syrup: AT LEAST I DON’T HATE ON SKATES. MINE RHYMED, I WIN
Courtney: How embarrassed would you be if I blogged all of this?
Syrup: Do not care. BRING IT.
Courtney: You’ll live to regret that flippant remark.
Syrup: I live regretting a lot worse.
ch-ch-charmer: arrythmic: ch-ch-charmer: fuckyeahfuckoff: People who use the phrase “years young” should have their young years cut short. — This isn’t how to try and reclaim your youth, maybe try a convertible? MM-HMM, GIRL - SPEAK THE TRUTH. Umm, I think I was just temporarily a gay man? Yeah, anyway; fuck the fuck off. I hate this phrase more than possibly anything…except you...
ch-ch-charmer: fuckyeahfuckoff: People who use the phrase “years young” should have their young years cut short. — This isn’t how to try and reclaim your youth, maybe try a convertible? MM-HMM, GIRL - SPEAK THE TRUTH. Umm, I think I was just temporarily a gay man? Yeah, anyway; fuck the fuck off. I hate this phrase more than possibly anything…except you know…shit I hate more than this...
Say crack again.
Syrup: I think we should like. Um...join the roller derby.
Courtney: ...Okay, that's exactly what I was just thinking.
mliaverage: Today I was swimming and saw a scar on my ribs so I called my mum to ask her if she knew anything about it. Apparently, I was attacked by a giant sheep when I was four. Why my parents felt the need to keep this from me I do not know. MLIA BLACK SHEEP. SHEEP BLACK. ZOMBIE SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Damn Kiwis.
mliaverage: Today, it was raining outside when I was walking home from school. I looked up to see one of my neighbors in a duck costume sitting in a puddle. MLIA. I want to be new best friends with that person, now.
Naomi: THERE WAS A RED VELVET COUCH THERE, I DIED.
Keagan: AHHH! Reminds me of you when you found that red leather one at D&B, "I AM SITTING HERE NOW ERGO FUCK YOU AALLLLLLL." Direct quote.
Naomi: D&B? OH RIGHT, DRUM AND BASS GIG. Yeah... I don't remember saying that, but I remember a red leather couch, and that certainly sounds like me.
Jake's Digital Media Teacher: You know Kyle came in a close second for your award.
Jake: Quipicha (whip noise), but he didn't actually win it, I did, so who cares?
Of Bourbon and Whiskey (Count In Fives)
JohnnyMurderSXC: i ALWAYS
JohnnyMurderSXC: sing "count in fives"
JohnnyMurderSXC: whenever i do division in class
Denniscoto: Why though?
Denniscoto: I have a feeling
JohnnyMurderSXC: because it helps me deal with how moronic it is
Denniscoto: I had a different thought
Denniscoto: That works too
JohnnyMurderSXC: what was yours?
Denniscoto: Applying the song to the actual work
Denniscoto: Its hard to explain
Denniscoto: Gimme a bit
Denniscoto: "I always count in fives"
JohnnyMurderSXC: if i did that in class
Denniscoto: = always get shit wrong
JohnnyMurderSXC: i'd answer everything ending like that
JohnnyMurderSXC: in 0's and 5's
Denniscoto: "Cut you in half" = divide
Denniscoto: "If you give me too many, I will multiply" = idfky I multiply
JohnnyMurderSXC: i love multiplication for that reason
Denniscoto: "Tell me your location I will stand outside" = imma be outside
JohnnyMurderSXC: you how how it's housed?
Denniscoto: "Fuck this shit im leaving"
Denniscoto: I WILL TUMBLR
JohnnyMurderSXC: DO IT
JohnnyMurderSXC: DO IT
JohnnyMurderSXC: DO IT
JohnnyMurderSXC: i love that song
Worst dream ever. I was a weird adventurer type thing and I encountered these natives on the sea and they were all “NOOOOOO GO BACCKKKK.” To this I replied “Ummm no” after which a giant sea kraken appeared and devoured everything, until Stan & Kyle from South Park came and drove it away. After this I was enlightened by this weird jeanie thing that these things come in...
Of Bourbon and Whiskey
Denniscoto: They took asl;kfn;aefs
JohnnyMurderSXC: THEY TOOK MY JOB
JohnnyMurderSXC: THEY TOOK HIS JOB
Denniscoto: THEY TOOK HISDFSDF:
Denniscoto: No one has conversations as awesome as ours
JohnnyMurderSXC: not a single one
Denniscoto: >: D
Denniscoto: You know were epic like that
JohnnyMurderSXC: damn right son
Naomi: -singing Camp Grenada-
Naomi: Yeah.. yeah okay.
mliaverage: Today, the girl I sit across from in Biology decided to count how many times the teacher said ‘umm’ during her lecture. After class we found out that 4 other people in the class had been doing the same thing. Nobody really knows what the lecture was about, but we know that ‘umm’ was said over 130 times. MLIA Back when I was attending uni (stifles laughter) we had one lecturer who...
suchacharmer: Why did I just find “Ben Coyte shirtless” in my recent search history? It had to have been me who searched it, I mean, it can’t have been anyone else. Was I drunk when I did this? When did this happen? Why don’t I remember? More importanly; what were the results of this search…? You were drinking Jack Daniels whilst you were on the phone to me when you were searching this.
mliaverage: Today, my mom showed me an old home video of me as a child. I was doing an interpretive dance about chocolate pudding. MLIA. Interpretive dance, in my opinion, is probably one of the most effective forms of communication known to man.
Post Devil's Spit
So after two rounds of DS it was time to head out.. I leave my house and see a possum run up the tree.. I honest to God thought it was a serial killer and I was going to die. I. Don’t. Even. Know. I. Hate. Everything.
Syrup's Devil Spit
Four teaspoons of instant coffee Three teaspoons of sugar One teaspoon of cocoa Butterscotch Schnapps I don’t care how much water you add I don’t care if you don’t add water at all I don’t care if you mush it into a fine paste and eat it on Crackers I don’t care if you snort it This is how I’m starting my nights from now on. Don’t you judge me.
Recently my children implied that I was to blame for their low self-esteem...– Denise Scott. This. Is. Parenting.
Back your shit down.– The magister on True Blood. Ohmygod. They actually let people talk like this on TV now? This is magical, I want to meet whoever writes the scripts for this show. They’re my new hero. Also, I’d like to convince them to use “bitch please” like every third sentence. That would...
suchacharmer: txtsfrmlstnght: (860): i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser. If this was a guy I’ve found your soulmate for you. Her name is Syrup. You’ll be very happy and permanently disoriented together. I’m not even going to pretend to argue with this.
sliceofmurder: arrythmic: Dear Anyone Who Watches Family Guy, Didn’t there used to be a Cleveland Jr? I distinctly remember a Cleveland Jr. Kevin: My dad always says, “Measure twice, cut once!” Cleveland Jr: My dad always says, “Cleveland Jr, stop jumping on the bed!” Seeee?! Have I just missed every other episode with Cleveland Jr in it? Did they make a hilarious and reflexive reference...
Dear Anyone Who Watches Family Guy, Didn’t there used to be a Cleveland Jr? I distinctly remember a Cleveland Jr. Kevin: My dad always says, “Measure twice, cut once!” Cleveland Jr: My dad always says, “Cleveland Jr, stop jumping on the bed!” Seeee?! Have I just missed every other episode with Cleveland Jr in it? Did they make a hilarious and reflexive reference to...
I’m just gonna throw this out there, but I think I’m the only person on Tumblr not listening to Bob Dylan right now. Wanna know what I’m listening to? Run-D.M.C. - get some.
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the...– Pulp Fiction (via filmquotes) (via risely-evan)
ETID ARE COMING BACK IN JANUARY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
He moved out the day I threw a large piece of marinated pork at his head.– Denise Scott