I want to bathe in this.– Me, we invented Jim Beam Spiders, THEY TASTE LIKE MUDCAKE.
281. WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN SLEEP IN AND THEN...
December 31st - The Day Of Aesthetic Promotion
Mum acquired this massive birthday book, basically it describes your personality based on what day of the year you were born. Here’s some choice lines about me: ‘December 31 people must beware of dictating to others concerning what is or is not beautiful.’ ‘Perhaps those born on this day are at their best when at the forefront of a mission to promote beauty and stamp out...
219. 7 AM. WHO INVENTED THIS FUCKERY?