July 2009
37 posts
I've been amusing myself all afternoon by...
risely-evan: Quite fun really. You should try it some time. My name is Harry Potter I’m the king of the school, everybody loves me coz I’m c-c-c-cool Harry Potter Harry Potter Yeah.
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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how...”
–  - Calvin and Hobbes (via risely-evan) ZING.
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ListenTo Lose My Life (Remix) by the White Lies.
Jul 23rd
“Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others...”
– The Duchess
Jul 22nd
“I want to help you George Washington? Even your dreams are square.”
– Bart to Lisa.
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Alice: I don't see any wine.
March Hare: There isn't any.
Alice: Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
March Hare: It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited.
Jul 20th
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fmylife: Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I’d let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Jul 19th
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caragh: BAT IN THE HOSUE BAT IN THE HOUSE BAT IN THE HOUSE MY CATS ARE TRYING TO EAT A BAT THAT’S IN MY HOUSE WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME Apparently cats do eat bats.
Jul 19th
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“You should get a team of little poodles… So they can pull a rollerskate.”
– Jeremy Hotz
Jul 18th
“I’ve learnt my lesson Krusty. Never again shall I look directly at an...”
– Sideshow Mel, he’s my favourite.
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18 month old self and mother.
Mother: -showing different crayons- What colour's this one?
Self: Orange.
Mother: Good girl! This one?
Self: Yellow.
Mother: Yep! What about this one?
Self: Michael Jackson.
Mother: Sweetie... sweetie what?
The crayon was black.
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
ListenBattle Without Honour or Humanity by Tomoyasu...
Jul 8th
risely-evan: “Dude on the scale of hardcore Syrup’s like, I dunno, Russia.” So true. ;o Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’d forgotten about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
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“We’re all liars. That’s a lie. Or was that? No, I’m sure it...”
– We Want An MTV Crew
Jul 5th
mliaverage: Today I was looking at my neighbors windows with my binoculars. I saw one of them through a window looking at me with binoculars. I waved to break the awkwardness. He waved back. MLIA
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June 2009
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