Facebook groups I would start if I was the kind of person who started Facebook groups: I hate people who answer ‘clothes’ when you ask what they’re going to wear. I hate people who answer ‘food’ when you ask what they’re going to eat. For people who got emotional when the Batmobile self-destructed in the Dark Knight. Humming loudly when someone is walking...
Confucius say, puppy who does not get to chase cows during the week goes fucking...– Seriously, I took skin off my hand trying to get Zeddy to wait in the house this morning.
Legally Blonde Vs HP
Sirius Black: When all this is over, we'll be a proper family.
Me: LIAR!!! -throws chocolates at screen-
thenoobyorker: GOOD MORNING WORLD! I LOVE YOU ALL! All day every day.
Me: Lily and I are gonna go as this song for Halloween, she's gonna go as the girl with the short skirt and a long jacket, and I'ma go as cake.
Jake: Why don't you go as a banana?
Me: ..Why would I do that?
Jake: nananananana, nananananana.