February 2010
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(913): I didn’t want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me.
SOMEBODY STOLE MY LINE, SOMEBODY STOLE MY LINE.
Ahem, I’d like to share with you all the tale of the most confusing dream ever. Just note it wasn’t the entire dream.. just part of it.. Okay.. Here goes.. You know how in Hairspray John Travolta plays Edna Turnblad? Well in my dream he was in an interview.. and he’d kind of.. never stopped dressing like a woman.. And not one person said anything or acknowledged this, like they...
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I have decided I’m going to marry either a lumberjack or a snowboarder. The logic behind this:
(Either way) There will be plaid, so help me, there will be plaid.
(Either way) I’m sure there will be blueberry pancakes involved.. And you all know how I feel about blueberries… And pancakes.
I can either frolic in the forest (lumberjack) or frolic in the snow (snowboarder),...
Me: Have you been watching the Winter Olympics?
Nana: Well honey I've been trying to.
Me: Hate Eddie McGuire?
Nana: HATE Eddie McGuire.
Granddad: Only Eddie McGuire likes Eddie McGuire.
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“Trust me, this is the best thing since sliced bananas.”
– Jake
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Luis: I tried to answer your.. Question but I’m on an iPod and they fail, so I have to do it in here. I don’t remember what it was so I’ll just give a bunch of answers and one of them should cover it: 21, London and New York, black… Green, lemonade, 167, HELL NO and spelunking.
thenoobyorker asked: "So shaken as we are, so wan with care,
Find we a time for frighted peace to pant"
-Henry IV (Line 1)
Syrup? Elucidate.
Find we a time for frighted peace to pant"
-Henry IV (Line 1)
Syrup? Elucidate.
winterthoughts-deactivated20100 asked: Syrup, Luis isn't playing nicely with the other bloggers. Can you please deal with him in the calm and rational manner we both know I'm not capable of?
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Me: Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief? Whoever thought of that should be shot.
Cammy: Oooh, watch out he's gonna steal your lightning!
Me: At least he's not trying to steal your thunder!
All Together: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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thenoobyorker asked: Australia is full of haters, pshhhhhhh. :]
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Jake: Zed jumps like a fridge.
Me: Wah?
Jake: Not very well.
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“Oh.. so you don’t want your peas? That’s fine.. I’ll just...”
– Me giving an example of how I could be an excellent mother.
Wake The Dead by Comeback Kid
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I totally subscribed to the Cammy diet today. All you have to do to follow the Cammy diet is not eat the last bite of anything. Seriously, there’s some logic in that. If I had of been following this eating plan earlier, those five veggie burgers I’ve eaten over the past like.. I don’t know.. Some period of time… Would really only equate to.. roughly.. FOUR VEGGIE BURGERS....
txtsfrmlstnght:
(757): At McDonald’s last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, “YOU MCFUCKED UP.”
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Lucifer’s Rocking Chair by Cancer Bats
My brain hurts.
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risely-evan asked: Hey, guess what? Yesterday I recalled that one time we watched Max Payne and I laughed for a solid ten minutes, but then I forgot, so remembering that all just now made me laugh all over again. Ahhh memories.
Also, I have a tag entitled 'Bon Jovi is class'. I blame you.
Also, I have a tag entitled 'Bon Jovi is class'. I blame you.
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Red Hair Courtney: WAIT UP MISS NAOMI ********
Me: COURTNEY! We do NOT use our REAL full names IN A CASINO.
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January 2010
68 posts
winterthoughts-deactivated20100 asked: Are you watching Good News Week?
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Currently eating ice cream whilst watching the Biggest Loser. The irony really is delicious.
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-in the car-
Mum: Oh my God this guy in front of us, MOVE!
Me: I'm pretty sure he's really old mum.
Mum: Don't care, he's acting like he's lost his dick or something.
Me: MUM!
Mum: Well he keeps looking down there like he's lost something, look! DON'T WORRY LOVE I'M SURE IT WILL GROW BACK!
