Aunt Nanie: -sifting through our dvds- Labyrinth, I love that movie.. know why?
Me: David Bowie is a total babe?
We listened to Drop It Like It’s Hot 16 times last night. Consecutively.
If we put milk on Doritos can we call it cereal?– …me.
Lily: This is the only gold thing you own.
Me: NOT TRUE, I have a snake on a chain!
Okay, so we managed to get the DVD out with these magical things called ‘scissors’, but I’m still eating nutella with a spoon.
The lady at the counter didn’t unlock my copy of Fantastic Mr Fox properly. I’m just going to entertain myself by eating nutella with a spoon for the rest of the evening.
P-p-p-popcorn, p-p-p-p-popcorn - nom nom nom nahhh– Jake’s take on Poker Face
When Jake and I watch Merlin we always try to think of as many words as possible that rhyme with Merlin. This week we got to Hurlin’ Merlin so we kinda made a game where you pretend to throw up (‘hurl’) little Merlins and they run around and if you lose them you just throw up more Merlins but I don’t really have that problem because I keep my Merlins on my shoulder and shit...
sliceofmurder-deactivated201208 asked: childe,I may just get to krumpin' all up in dis bi-yatch. Make it look like "Step Up 2 Da Str33ts: Hispanic Edition".
sliceofmurder: You are trying much to hard at attempting to pretend you are not an idiot. Please cease and desist. You’re improper grammar and pseudo post-modern art do nothing but exemplify your situation. You are not in a position to even attempt the belittling of lesser intellects when you are indeed far beneath me. We have spell check for a reason, should you find yourself relying on it...