September 2010
18 posts
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“I was watching Date Night and there was turbulence at the same time as when the...”
– Jake, nice to have him home
Sep 28th
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Does anyone else hate it when people use the phrase “loves life” to decribe themselves?
Sep 18th
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“I left this note to briten your day!”
– A note some random left in the toilets at work. Thanks a lot douchebag, my day was a hell of a lot brighter before you reminded me that there’s an entire generation out there that can’t function without spell check; not to mention the rapidly increasing cases of teens suffering from...
Sep 17th
7 notes
Sep 15th
3,659 notes
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“I shall look to peroxide as my shepherd and guide; to bring forth the light in...”
– The Blonde’s Prayer
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
3 notes
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Sep 12th
1,059 notes
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I just completely deleted all the text from the last peron’s post so I could have this. Oh dear. I’ve been watching this movie all day - it has my two favourite things in life smashed together… James Franco and blonde. This. Is. Good.
Sep 11th
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I hate blogging about my blog but ju-knnnoooow
I’m not even going to pretend to take this tumblr seriously at all anymore, it’s imploding in on itself. So I think I’m going to take down anything moderately.. um.. what’s the word.. how about.. should have sent a poet.. um. Okay I’ll go with this: I’m going to sift through this thing and take down anything that isn’t completey ridiculous and unnecessary?...
Sep 11th
sliceofmurder-deactivated201208 asked: Two questions my dear.
One! Was at any time this eggplant grilled (and prepared) before being consumed?
And two! How do you replace eggplant?
(my condolences on the loss of your eggplant)
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
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dennisoffendyouyeah: Need to stop drunk blogging. You’re not the only one.
Sep 4th
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Sep 4th
309 notes
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I just typed out 219812093820918309128 sentences in regards to what my blog used to be like and what it’s like now. Not really. I’m actually a huge liar. I remember when I used to take this blog seriously. Haha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sobs uncontrollably.
Sep 3rd
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“I need a towel.. or an adult.”
– Lily, she spilled Absinthe on her hands.
Sep 3rd
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WatchWatch
Stay classy tumblr.
Sep 3rd
Listen+ Atmosphere - Shoulda Known
Sep 2nd
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WatchWatch
Only Lily will get this, she will die.
Sep 2nd