October 2011
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I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Okay okay okay okay okay okay these are words that have been misspelled by people on facebook in the past few days and I actually feel like puking oh god I can’t even construct a sentence anymore -vomits-
Luren - “learn”
Loverlest - I assume this is loveliest?
Pizza Hart - I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP I REALLY DO
Trobel - “trouble”
Dinna/wif/wakin/havin/getin/bord...
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Me: I am slowly spreading the word of k/c Me: only because I am too lazy to think of things other to say than k/c Me: like, I know now you’ll respond with k/c Me: pretty soon that’s all our conversations will be reduced to Lily: k/c Me: I am tumbling that Lily: lmao Me: we are going to be responsible for the decline of civilization Me: I want them to know who to give the credit to...
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Things I find attractive that probably aren't
A dude was standing on the tram without leaning or holding on to anything and DIDN’T fall down when the tram started. Didn’t stumble, didn’t even fucking twitch. -falls over-
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Lily: cheese is sexy Lily: i want all of the cheese Me: lmfaooooo, sexy cheese Lily: we have camembert ;o;o Me: the sexiest cheese is haloumi Me: it probably isn’t but it’s the tastiest Lily: -drools- Lily: no it’s defs top 5 sexy cheese Me: yessss Me: parmesan is delicious but maybe not sexy Lily: i think feta is very sexy Lily: but that’s just me
I’m Fetalicious...
Alannah: Do you know what a lobotomy is?
Me: I know what a lobotomy is, I haven't fucking had one.
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my brain at 11 at night
ipod: Warning, you are running out of disk space. Please delete some photos or videos.
Me: Warning, you are running out of shut the fuck up space. Please shut the fuck up.
Me: That's not even a thing.
Jake chose “Jakib” for his jersey. ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;
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desmesne:
syrup: i was just thinking syrup: you know how on topshop and stuff you can leave star ratings for clothes syrup: and comments etc syrup: can you imagine if someone left one star syrup: and the comment was syrup: my friend has this and she looks fucking disgusting in it
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margarethnatalie:
not-stella:
Neither of these are replacements. The black ones cost me $6 and the gold ones cost me $13.30. YEYEAAAHHHH. Sorry.
I can’t reply but I want to reblog. First of all, oh my goodness, where in the hell did you get them bargains!?! And second, I’m in the mood to get some Wedges because those remind me of these awesome wedges I saw not too long ago. And third, I...
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I think my brain took a mini vacation for a moment there.
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The amount of bagels I’ve eaten since moving to Melbourne is ALL OF THEM.
excuse the grammar but i cannot be bothered
Guys last night I had a dream about this sort of… celebrity island. I DON’T KNOW BUT THIS IS HOW IT WENT. Ahem. Basically I was this up and coming reporter for like, entertainment tonight or something (is reporter the right word here, I dunno) and I was interviewing people for this sporting event thing… On the side, I got to wear a really pretty dress, yay. Anyway, between...
This evening I passed a man eating ice cream whilst smoking a cigeratte… I think that solves it.
Alannah: If you could pick any Disney prince-
Me: KOCOUM.
Alannah: He's not a prince.
Me: Koco. Um.
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I miss visual merchandising, first time I got to play in ages today and the store, oy. It’s too bad I’m not interested in it as a profession, but then I think maybe set design. I have no idea. Too much. Cries forever. I think the only solution is to just become one of those auteur/director wunderkind type people. GODDAMN.
