December 2011
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“I wonder if this will go the way of Lord of the Flies?”
– My aunty, when the ad for the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie came on. I would watch that.
Dec 28th
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Teeth are rebelling against me, so rude.
Dec 28th
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Things I do not want to read on facebook
The graphic details of the condition your gross feet are in right now.
Dec 25th
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sliceofmurder said: Holy crap that is beautiful. Does he do this with other productions or is it just Wicked? These are the first models he’s made (as far as I know), but Jake’s always done stuff like this. I think he’s gone through about four or five smoke...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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There was this really sweet Italian family at my work today, they were so lovely and just before they left the mother gave me a panettone. So lovely.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Me: I watched all three Lord of the Rings yesterday, Frodo reminded me of you. Jake: Ewwww why? Me: His eyes are all big and blue, plus he has your scraggly curly hair you refuse to cut. Jake: Hahahaahaha okay. But in that case you remind me of… What’s that elf lady’s name? Me: What? Jake: The blonde one, she’s too calm. Me: Galadriel? Jake: Yeah, the one in the woods. Me: ...
Dec 17th
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Ringer
Alannah: What is she wearing? Me: A chandelier.
Dec 17th
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Ringer leads to pensive discussion
Alannah: What do you think's worse, your husband or your sister trying to kill you?
Me: Your husband, coz you chose that one.
Dec 17th
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Ringer
Juliet (OH MY GOD I REMEMBERED A NAME): -throwing up over a toilet- Juliet: Some girl gave me a pill, I think it was orange. Me: Vitamin C? Alannah: Vitamin E. Me: NICE.
Dec 17th
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Ringer
Some dude: Who’s that? Me: Some bitch. SMG: Just some… Me: SMG: party crasher. Me:
Dec 17th
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Lmfao, SMG was like “NO WAIT” when they unravelled a carpet because she just stashed a dead body in there. BUT DON’T WORRY GUYS, the dead body is still safely tucked away in the OTHER carpet in the corner, in the room full of construction workers that are… rolling carpet.
Dec 17th
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Ringer
Some dude: The cocktail party? PLEASE don't tell me you forgot about the cocktail party?!!?!
Me: NOT THE COCKTAIL PAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYYYYYYY -falls over-
If you can't tell I'm really bored so get ready for this next half hour or so.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Watching Ringer
I have no idea what’s going on. Why am I watching this. What is this.
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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“Cheque, savings or credit?”
– Me, to the couple making out over my cash register. Seriously people, there’s a time and a place… and this is not it.
Dec 14th
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L: -flicks dirt off shoulder- S: ON TO THA NEXT ONE BUDDY S: can we just reject people with jay z songs from now on? L: k/c LOL S: can you imagine shimmying and singing ‘on to the next one’ to get someone to go away? S: -falls over-
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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risely-evan asked: top 5 languages you want to learn.
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Poster for children’s sunscreen: Don’t just protect their precious skin, nourish it. Me: Don’t just shut up, shut… the fuck up.
Dec 6th
risely-evan asked: top 5 songs to dance to. :P
Dec 6th
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risely-evan asked: top 5 colours.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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risely-evan asked: top 5 daria quotes.
Dec 5th
Anonymous asked: TOP 5 PEN BRANDS. GO.
Dec 5th
Lily: omg why did i pick the hardest question first?
Me: lmfao, k-pop bands?
Lily: ;-;
Lily: yes
Dec 5th
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risely-evan asked: top 5 cooking utensils.
Dec 5th
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Ask me my 'top 5' anything →
I asked Lily for something constructive to do and this was her answer. Oh the internet.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Listenapriki: SHE SAID YE CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE...
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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