March 2011
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Me: -deeply distracted by the conversation I'm having with Lily-
Lily: -I actually don't remember what she was talking about now.-
Me: -reaches into candy bag, eats Malteser-
Me: -spits out- YOU ARE NOT A MALTESER. YOU'RE A JAFFA.
Lily: -dead-
Me: -looks in hand- YOU'RE ALL JAFFAS. HOW ARE YOU ALL JAFFAS?!
Lily: -finds me ridiculous-
Me: THIS IS A DECEPTIVE CANDY BAG.
-dead-
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supprosetry:
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“Lee ate all my Maltesers because he thought they were his, so I’m going to...”
– Jakib
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just-zero:
Fair river! in thy bright, clear flow Of crystal, wandering water, Thou art an emblem of the glow Of beauty - the unhidden heart - The playful maziness of art In old Alberto’s daughter; But when within thy wave she looks - Which glistens then, and trembles - Why, then, the prettiest of brooks Her worshipper resembles; For in his heart, as in thy stream, Her image deeply lies - His...
Well I’m off tomorrow, bye Tumblr, see you soon!
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FOR TWO DAYYYYYSSSS
Uff is bangin’, Feadz is bangi- OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
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Watching Ponyo and eating noodles, LIVING THE DREAM.
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Three sleeps to Melbourne lalalalala… I have to start packing tomorrow, I’ll be glad to have that over with but I have no idea what to take, dun dun dunnn. I know I’m probably taking this too seriously, I’m all excited and I feel soooo silly but guyyzzz this is what feels like my first ~real holiday, that’s exciting right? RIGHT?
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-Yelling at Jake from inside my bedroom-
Me: Jake, can you reset the internet pllleeeaasse?
Jake: Do it yourself!
Me: I've already done it tonight!
Jake: Don't care.
Me: I- I'M NOT WEARING PANTS.
Jake: Oh my God, what?
Me: I CAN'T RESET THE INTERNET BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARING PANTS.
Jake: You disgust me. -resets internet-
Me: FOOL, I WAS WEARING PANTS ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHA.
Jake: You. Need. Help.
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I’m about to go watch a million hours of Big Love, if I don’t emerge in the next… 8 days someone send a rescue team, or squad. Rescue squad. Yeah.
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Just finished booking all my flights etc for Melbourne, I’m soooo excited! I’ve only ever taken two ‘actual holidays’ and they were over ten years ago, I haven’t taken more than a few days off since I started working full time and the furthest away from the Coast I’ve been is Canberra, this is EXCITING!!!!
I swear I understand this more and more every day. I have sat here for the past twenty minutes trying to figure out the best way to describe what it feels like when I’m so unbelievably mad I can hardly think (hell yeah Saturday night), but there’s just no better way of putting it. Thanks Judith.
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Mum just admitted she only watches Inspector Rex so she can sit there and tell the dogs on screen how much cuter her puppy* is. Just quietly, Zeddy is very cute. Lucky for him. *He’s 18 months old and freaking huge.
