A sign at uni
margarethnatalie: not-stella: “ASK US HOW TO SAVE 50c ON YOUR TEA AND COFFEE!!!” So I live off the cheap coffee and coffee and hot milk from the cafeteria at SMC. It was a dollar for a cup. It saved me from falling over on my seat and dying. Anyway, this Spring Semester they increased the value for cheap coffee to 1.25. No big deal but at the same time… NO BIG DEAL?! Because of this PRICE...
I have been listening to Asleep by the Smiths for three hours how have I not thrown myself out the window yet.
A sign at uni
“ASK US HOW TO SAVE 50c ON YOUR TEA AND COFFEE!!!” First week and probably in about five two weeks
It’s my favourite someone’s birthday today, happy birthday :)
First day at uni and thank hell I’m good with maps.
I AM NEVER LETTING ANYONE TOUCH MY EYEBROWS EVER AGAIN, EVER.
apriki: when i was kid i literally did not know anyone who hadn’t seen the episode of the simpsons where they went to australia it was like some kind of cruel initiation for australian children this is how the world sees you this is what they think of us Lmao, we HAD to watch this episode for English. Oh my god, the Australian education system makes me want to cry. “I know what all...
Me: It's all good now, for a second I thought I'd accidently named my baby laptop and iPhone the same thing.
S: Ooof, unloved baby laptop.
Me: I know right? But he has a good name, Neptunite.
S: I am so naming my kid that.
Me: Shut up, it's adorable.
Me: Just Neptune once he hits a certain age.
S: Psssh. But what's your iPhone's name?
Me: Aha. Hahaha. Haaaaaaa.
S: ...You just said your laptop's name is Neptunite.
Me: Oh thank god.
chotai replied to your post: How can you expect a student to pay $250 a week… $250! Where do you live? sliceofmurder replied to your post: How can you expect a student to pay $250 a week… The fuck kind of rent is that?! Yayyy so glad people are as outraged as I ammmm. I live in Melbourne, the eighth most expensive city in the world, WOOOO. Anyvais, I don’t pay that much at the...
How can you expect a student to pay $250 a week for rent without parental help? All I want to do is live by myself and cry on my red velvet couch.
L: -whilst texting and trying to cross the road-
L: I am the worst at crossing roads.
Me: I got sick of waiting for cars once and just ran across the road screaming "aaaaahhhhhh!"
Me: I'd like to say that wasn't recent.
Me: I didn't really think that one through.
L: Still trust you over me though.
-thirty seconds later as we're trying to cross another road-
Me: And we're cooooooollllllll.... now.
-both cross road, she doesn't look up from her phone-
Me: Wait dude, did you look at all?
L: You crossed the road?
Me: Yeah but... I just told you I recently threw myself into traffic screaming "ahhhhhhh!"
L: Like I said, you over me man.
I think someone who follows me on here might work at this fast food place I go to every week or so (as part of my rebellion against my roommate ahahahahahhaa TAKE THAT I WILL EAT CHIPS AND YOU WILL DEAL [i now realise this probably is doing worse things for me than her but I WILL NOT STOP]). Now I’m like uhhhhh does this person know who I am because I swear that person who looked exactly...
Speaking of Zooey Deschanel, New Girl should come with a laugh track so I know when I’m supposed to be laughing. This is sad because I’m pretty sure the writers intended viewers to be in a constant state of hysterics every episode. I watched the pilot and it was screaming “I’m quirky, I’m cute (I’m popular to boot!) so LAUGH WITH ME, LOVE MEEEEEEE, OH GOD WHY...
I don't even know what happened here.
I’m looking for a new job right now and this one company I’m applying for requires a photo - b l e r g h. Anyvais, any photos I have of me are from webcam and I’m guessing that’s ‘frowned upon’, so whilst trying to take an appropriate photo I accidently shot the cover of my first abum for when I become an indie music sensation. Look I even used filters and text...
I cannot wait to smash my BB with a HUGE mallet when I get my iPhone!– I had forgotten why I was friends with this person, now I remember.
New music came in at work.
and I bet that Lana Del Ray would be on it. GUESS WHAT TRACK FIVE WAS BITCHEZ~
Somebody please take the mini oreos away from me.
Me: -flicking through TV- Me: You have turquoise eyeliner, your opinion is invalid. Court: Or is it more valid? Me: It’s only on the lower lids. Court: SO INVALID.
Dude on TV: I’m Kudo from Kinect- Me: Of course you are. Other dude on TV: They need to perfect the technology for the Australian accent. Me: Excuse me? Court: Fuck you.
Luke Nguyen: I don’t speak the language, the language of food speaks to me. Me: Shut the fuck up. Court: I KNOW.